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If it is called
common sense, why doesn't everybody have it? |
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If it is going to
happen, it will. |
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If it is to be, it
is up to me! |
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If it is worth
doing, do it NOW! |
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If it isn't broken,
don't fix it. Just modify the heck out of it. |
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If it isn't
fattening, has high calories, or bad for you, then it's
not worth it! |
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If it isn't worth
winning, why keep score? |
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If it looks good
and feels good, it must be bad for you. |
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If it sounds too
good to be true, it usually is. |
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If it was a perfect
world, people in my line of work would not have jobs! |
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If it wasn't hard,
they wouldn't call it "trying". Once you have mastered
something, it’s called "doing". |
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If it were easy,
everyone would do it. |
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If it weren't for
bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. |
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If it weren't for
the last minute a lot of things wouldn't get done. |
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If it won't matter
a thousand years from now, it doesn't matter much
today! |
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If it’s not
illegal, do it and then maybe do it again, if it was
fun! |
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If it’s not on
paper, it didn’t happen. |
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If it’s worth
shooting once, it’s worth shooting twice. |
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If it's Fate, then
I should quit my day job. If it's right, then I'll quit
my night job. If it's meant to be, then I'll be poor,
with a rich heart. |
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If it's good to
you, then it's good for you. |
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If it's hot, I will
be there 911. |
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If it's hot, that's
where I want to be! |
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If it's meant to
be, it will happen! |
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If it's meant to
be, it's up to me. |
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If it's not
Baroque, then don't fix it! |
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If it's not broke,
improve it. |
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If it's not life
threatening, then don't worry about it. |
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If it's red hot,
steamy, and wet, then I've probably been in it! |
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If it's the law, it
has to be good. |
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If it's there,
avoid stepping in it! |
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If it's to be, then
it's up to God and me. |
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If it's too hot in
the room, then call a fireman. |
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If it's too loud or
too fast, you're too old. So go take a nap. |
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If it's worth
doing, do it now. |
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If it's worth
doing, do it right. |
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If Jesus was
standing here, would you tell him that? |
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If life hands you a
lemon, make some lemonade. |
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If life isn't fun
you're doing something wrong. |
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If life throws you
a lemon, run to a police officer and complain of a drive
by fruiting. |
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If life was "fair"
there wouldn't be any rich people. |
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If life was a big
truck, what would be worse...it just passing you by, or
getting run over by it? |
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If life were
perfect, there would be nothing to laugh about. |
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If life's a bowl of
cherries, why do I always get the pits? |
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If losing is not an
option, then you have no choice. |
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If Mama ain't
happy...ain't nobody happy. |
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If Man did not have
a God, he would have found the need to invent one. |
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If man is to
achieve and maintain self-esteem, the fundamental
requirement is that he preserve an indominable will to
understand. |
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If my name is on
it, you know it's done right. |
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If not now, when?
If not I, who? |
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If not today,
when? |
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If one can't bring
you up, then they will ultimately bring you down. |
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If one does not
learn from past mistakes, one is destined to repeat
them. |
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If only I could
throw away the urge to trace my patterns in your heart,
I could really see you. |
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If only there were
more hours in a day. |
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If quitters never
win and winners never quit, then who came up with "quit
while you're ahead." |
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If religions are
the doorway to spirituality, why does everyone stay on
the doorstep? |
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If somebody gets
your goat, move your goat!! |
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If someone else can
do it, let them. |
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If stupidity got us
into this mess, why can't it get us out? |
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If that's the way
it is, then so be it. |
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If the Bible said
it, then I believe it. |
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If the character of
a man is a question to you, then look to his friends! |
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If the elevator to
success isn't running, take the stairs! |
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If the engine of
life stalls, give it a while. You probably flooded it! |
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If the grass is
greener on the other side, you aren't taking care of
your own grass. |
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If the horse is
dead, DISMOUNT. |
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If the people lead,
the leaders will follow! |
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If the script is
wrong, change it. |
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If the thunder
don't get you, then the lightning will! |
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If the truth sounds
better than a lie, tell the truth. If a lie sounds
better than the truth,
tell the truth anyway. |
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If the wind blew
every petal from your precious rose, would you like what
you find inside? |
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If the world is a
stage, I want better lighting. |
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If the world were
logical, men would ride sidesaddle. |
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If there is a
continual going to the well, one day there will be a
smashing of the pitcher. |
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If there is nothing
to die for, then there is nothing to live for, either. |
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If there were no
problems, there would be no opportunities to grow. |
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If there's a light
inside, it will shine. |
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If there's a will,
put me in it! |
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If there's joy in
your heart, notify your face. |
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If things don't
change, they'll remain the same. |
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If thoughts become
your actions, and your actions become your character,
then your character becomes your destiny. |
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If time is in a
bottle, then don't waste time sipping. |
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If tomorrow were
today, would you be happy? |
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If trains stop at
train stations, what happens at workstations? |
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If we are to better
the future, we must disturb the present. |
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If we can't play
dirty, then we don't want to play at all. |
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If we could not
laugh, we would all go insane. |
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If we learned from
History, History would not have to repeat itself. |
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If we were meant to
talk more than we listen, we would have two mouths and
one ear. |
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If what doesn't
kill us makes us stronger, then I must be Superman! |
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If wishes were
horses, beggars would ride. |
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If wishes were
horses, then beggars would ride. |
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If you always do
what you have always done, you will always get what you
have always gotten. |
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If you always put
the best of yourself in everything you do, you will
become the best at what you do. |
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If you always tell
the truth, you never have to remember anything. |
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If you are able to
keep your head while other's around you are losing
theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation. |
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If you are always
afraid to take the 1st step, the footprints you leave
will be few. |
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If you are going to
do it, give 110%. God deserves our best! |
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If you are looking
for something real that will change you life, try JESUS
CHRIST! |
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If you are not
afraid to die, you never will. |
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If you are not
living on the edge, you are taking up too much room! |
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If you are not part
of the solution, you are part of the problem. |
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If you are rich you
may find love, but if you are yourself you will find
true love. |
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If you are truly in
love, there will be no temptation. |
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If you are ugly on
the inside, then you are ugly on the outside. |
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If you assume there
is no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. |
