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"I don't do
business over the telephone," Tom said to the
telemarketer in his phony voice. |
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"I don't get it,
Jane," Pam said unacquisitively. |
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"I don't have the
right kind of bread for my Reuben sandwich," Tom said
wryly. |
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"I don't know what
to do now since I had my lobotomy," Tom said mindlessly. |
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"I don't mind
flying," Tom said plainly. |
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"I don't mind
standing in line," Tom said calmly (columnly). |
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"I don't mind
teaching school; it's the principal of the thing," Tom
said administratively. |
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"I don't think
anyone will want to marry me with all my bills," said
Tom loanly. |
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"I don't think the
stucco company is trying to stonewall us," Tom said
concretely. |
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"I don't think they
want me to continue my painting career," Tom said
uneasily. |
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"I don't think
we'll ever get back together," Humpty Dumpty said
broken-heartedly. |
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"I don't think you
really want to know if I can dance," said Tom
side-stepping the issue. |
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"I don't want to
try fire-walking," Tom said charily. |
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"I dress this way
everyday," says the nun habitually. |
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"I enjoy church
services in the country, too," Rev. Tom said pastorally. |
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"I expect to be
published before the year's out," Tom announced
authoritatively. |
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"I feel as
hung-over as a termite on a wooden yoyo," Tom said
dizzily. |
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"I feel for you,
Pam, but I just can't reach you from here," Mike said
grippingly. |
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"I feel like I am
El Nino today," Tom said sweating profusely while
working out in the garden. |
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"I feel like I've
just been mauled," said Tom just returning from the big
sales event. |
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"I feel so at home
out here in the woods," said Tom naturally. |
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"I feel so ugly as
I go through this growing spurt," Tom said gruesomely. |
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"I feel so
wonderful when I gaze into the heavens at night," said
Tom uptimistically. |
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"I feel worthless
today," Tom said spammishly. |
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"I feel your pain,"
the president said touchingly. |
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"I finally got the
baby to drink from the milk bottle," Tom said
successfully. |
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"I got left out of
the will," Tom said unfortunately. |
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"I got the runs,"
said Tom loosely. |
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"I gotta' run,"
said Tom swiftly. |
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"I guess I forgot
how I was supposed to cook your meat," Tom said
mistakenly. |
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"I guess I have to
get ready for my 'Dog & Pony show'," Tom said hoarsely
while horsing around. |
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"I had a fight with
my girlfriend Katy, at the edge of that little lake,"
Tom pontificated. |
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"I had the wrong
answer to the quadratic," said Pablo radically wrong. |
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"I hate filling out
these 1040s," Tom said taxingly. |
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"I hate irony,"
said Tom metallically. |
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"I hate the taste
of Copenhagen," Tom spat. |
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"I hate these
plastic tennis racket strings," Tom complained
gutlessly. |
|
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"I have a difficult
time writing poems," Tom said adversely. |
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"I have feaux teeth
left," said Tom faking his smile. |
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"I have no idea how
long this could run," Mike said indefinitely. |
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"I haven't felt the
same since my bypass," Tom said half-heartedly. |
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"I hear they have
cauliflower," said Tom all ears. |
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"I hope I'll still
get one last chance to date the Nanny," Tom said
Frantically. |
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"I insist on
carrying you across the threshold," Tom said adoringly. |
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"I just closed
another sale," Tom said talking through his cell phone. |
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"I just don't
remember very much about my fraternity initiation," Tom
said hazily. |
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|
"I just had a
wonderful time taking my sweetheart to Atlanta for
Valentine's Day," Tom said wholeheartedly. |
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"I just hate having
to sleep under canvas," said Tom intensely. |
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"I just joined the
Marines," Tom grunted. |
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"I just won the
local arm wrestling championship!" Tom said
single-handedly. |
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"I keep falling
down," said Tom prone to having accidents. |
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"I keep getting
stuck in this bog every time I come down here," Tom said
repeatedly. |
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"I know how the
Venus de Milo feels," Tom said disarmingly. |
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"I know pornography
when I see it," he said smutly. |
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"I know where I
left my prosthesis," Tom remembered. |
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"I let him win,"
said Dot second-handedly. |
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"I like the way
Mike rose to the occasion," Tom said all flowery. |
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"I love camping
out," Tom said intensely. |
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"I love gardening,"
Pam said earthily. |
|
|
"I love my new
Lay-Z-Boy," said Tom cherishing his new recliner. |
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"I love people,
places, and things," Tom pronounced. |
|
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"I love playing
spades," Tom said diggin' it. |
|
|
"I love rock
music," Tom noted geologically. |
|
|
"I love scuba
diving with my wife," Tom said deeply. |
|
|
"I love this
interactive exhibit," Tom said touchingly. |
|
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"I love this
writing style," Tom said fontly. |
|
|
"I love three
letter acronyms," said Tom TLA'ing. |
|
|
"I love to float in
my inner tube," Tom said, entirely enjoying himself. |
|
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"I love to sing at
the bottom of the well," Tom said in a deep voice. |
|
|
"I love trying out
for parts in plays," Tom said characteristically. |
|
|
"I must give the
pot another layer of soil," Marianne said repeatedly. |
|
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"I need a change of
diet," said the termite woodenly. |
|
|
"I need some
sandpaper with the larger grains," Tom said rather
coarsely. |
|
|
"I need to find a
formula," she said methodically. |
|
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"I never tell
blonde jokes," said Tom fairly. |
|
|
"I really, really
love my pets," Tom said animatedly. |
|
|
"I refuse to use
pentium," said Tom unintelligibly. |
|
|
"I scratched the CD
I dropped," Tom said with a slipped disk. |
|
|
"I see," said the
blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer
and saw! |
|
|
"I spend a lot of
time picking up recyclable aluminum," Tom said candidly. |
|
|
"I suppose I should
plant the field," he said with furrowed brow. |
|
|
"I sure would love
to play with that mermaid," Tom said naughtically. |
|
|
"I think I can win
the bakeoff," Tom said rising to the occasion. |
|
|
"I think I had too
much to drink," said one of our pals lushly. |
|
|
"I think I spent
too much on this iron fence," Tom said overwrought. |
|
|
"I think I took too
many aspirins," said Tom barely audible. |
|
|
"I think I'll go
ahead and take that job at the think tank," Tom said
thoughtfully. |
|
|
"I think I'll have
salad for lunch today," said Tom thinking ahead. |
|
|
"I think I'll try
something new like writing a book," Tom said novelly. |
|
|
"I think I'll wear
my powder blue leisure suit Saturday night when I go out
night-clubbing," Tom said dating himself. |
|
|
"I think I'm all
washed up," said Tom agitatedly. |
|
|
"I think I'm going
to move those weights out of the garage," Tom pondered
metaphysically. |
|
|
"I think that funny
noise is the tire," Tom said flatly. |
|
|
"I think the last
page of my book should have one of my paintings on it,"
said Tom drawing his conclusions. |
|
|
"I think they'll
suspect our penmanship," Tom said with an inkling. |
|
|
"I think we can
prove it," Tom said theoretically. |
|
|
"I think were in
this for the long haul," Tom said moved. |
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|
"I think we've had
a bit too much," said Tom tightly. |
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"I think you're
trying to make an ass out of you and me," said Tom
assumingly. |
