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"The sun will be up
soon," sighed Dot mournfully. |
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"The swarm has left
the neighborhood," Tom believed. |
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"The wind tore the
clapboards off of my house," said Tom decidedly. |
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"The wrecker truck
should be here shortly," Tom said accidentally. |
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"There are no spots
on this crystal," said Tom clearly. |
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"There is
everyone?" asked Tom lonely. |
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"There's a fringe
element out there," Tom said rather edgy. |
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"There's a volume
of trollops" Tom said horridly. "Ask Pam, the librarian.
She'll know." |
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"There's no point
to it," said Tom dully. |
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"There's something
funny about the way this beef carcass has been
butchered," Tom said
to side-splitting laughter. |
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"These are my
oldest sneakers," Tom said conversely. |
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"These cigarettes
taste funny," said two of our (unnamed) pals jointly. |
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"These days are all
running together and it's wearing me out," Tom said
weakly. |
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"These gloves feel
just right," said Tom fittingly. |
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"These grapes will
make some terrific wine," Tom said divinely. |
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"These jockey
shorts are riding up on me," Tom said briefly. |
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"They keep trying
to dig up trash on me," Tom said down in the dumps. |
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"They put me in a
full-body cast," Tom said stiffly. |
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"They traded all
the southpaws off my team," said Tom who was now left
all alone. |
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"They're out of
cantaloupes at the store," said Tom all melancholically. |
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"They're trying to
evacuate us from the base of that volcano," Tom said
venting his anger. |
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"They've cast my
orange tabby in the lead of the new movie 'Kat Kong'.
It's going to be pretty gruesome," Tom said. |
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"They've torn down
the entire group of stores," Tom said dismally. |
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"This crab claw
feast is a dream come true," Tom said pinching himself. |
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"This is a huge
undertaking," Tom said morbidly. |
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"This is an odd
winter sport," he observed, curling his lip. |
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"This is for PegOMy
for jumping on the bandwagon," Pam said melodically. |
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"This is the end,"
Dot said periodically. |
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"This lettuce is
fresh," Tom said crisply. |
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"This Swiftie goes
to Steve for returning the board after an unjust
cleansing," Pam said wrongfully. |
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"Those beans gave
me gas," Tom fumed. |
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"Throw some more
coal in the boiler," the captain bellowed. |
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"To Mike! A man for
all seasons!" Dot exclaimed in summary, springing into
action after the lethargy she had fallen into this
winter. |
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"To Steve, for his
tsunami of Swifties," Pam said with a wave. |
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"Today was my first
day in the pool," Tom said all wet behind the ears. |
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"Tom Swifties are
probably the ultimate game of wordplay and
intelligence," Tom said fundamentally. |
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"Try heavy metal,"
he advised ironically. |
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"Two.. Four.. Six..
Eight.. Who do we appreciate?" Tom said enchantingly. |
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"Usually, we first
go to the meetings. Next, we'll check out the exhibits.
Then we head for the hospitality rooms," Tom said
conventionally. |
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"Venus de Milo is a
beautiful statue," Tom said disarmingly. |
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"Wanna tie me up?"
asked one of our friends knottily . |
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"We always keep the
ice cream in the frozen foods section," said Tom icily. |
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"We are a
close-knit family," said Johnson bainesfully. |
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"We cannot bare
it," Tom a-dressed the crowd. "This cannot be borne. In
fact, it's inconceivable." |
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"We can't go yet,
because my engine has flooded out," said Tom stalling
for time. |
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"We don't need the
Babe," the Boston Red Sox owner said ruthlessly. |
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"We just don't have
enough couples to have a hayride," Tom said baling out. |
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"We only like
people of our own kind," said Pat Buchanan klannishly. |
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"We 're doing one
of Bacon's plays," Tom said hamming it up. |
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"We should be
saving more money," said Tom sensibly. |
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"We will never
compromise with terrorists," said Reagan iranically. |
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"Well shut my
mouth," said Tom staring agape. |
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"Well, there's
another week of hard work down the toilet," Tom flushed. |
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"Well, there's no
doubt. I ran over a nail," Tom stated flatly. |
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"We're all out of
Windex," Tom said unclearly. (panefully?) |
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"We're gonna DO
this again and again until we get it right...again," Tom
said redundantly. |
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"We're having
auditions to be in next year's chorus," Tom required. |
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"We're headed for
the Bahamas," said Tom cruising. |
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"We're studying
coral reefs," said Tom looking for sponge activities. |
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"We've got to stop
being exposed to so much profanity," Tom discussed. |
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"What a grand dam,"
Tom said coolly. |
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"What are you
bar-b-queing for the cookout?" asked Tom while grilling
his neighbor. |
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"What are you
eating?" said Tom tongue in cheek. |
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"What beautiful
bananas," John said handily. |
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"What do you think
we'll find when we land on Mars?" Tom probed. |
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"What is all this
chicken doo-doo?" asked Tom foully. |
|
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"What Japanese
fleet?" asked Roosevelt, harboring no grudges. |
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"What wonderful
Roman architecture!" Tom exclaimed archly. |
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"What's ailing my
foot?" Tom asked while walking on his foot gingerly. |
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"What's taking them
so long to get my clam order," Tom said steaming. |
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"What's that in the
road, a head?" Tom asked with a splitting headache. |
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"When I die, I want
a nice burial at sea," Tom said decently. |
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"When I grow up I
want to be a prestidigitator," said Tom magically. |
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"Where did the
winter go?" asked Tom with a spring in his step. |
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"Where have you
bean?" Tom said half bakedly. |
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"Where's the game?"
asked the pep squad cheerfully. |
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"Where's the rhyme
and reasoning in this?" Tom asked poetically. |
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"Which would you
rather do or go fishing?" said Tom ambiguously. |
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"Who has been using
my ax?" demanded Tom bluntly. |
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"Who is the vice
president?" Dot asked allegorically. |
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"Who made this
year's Who's Who?" Tom asked inquiringly. |
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"Who's that guy on
60 minutes?" "That's Mr. Safer," Tom said morally. |
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"Why are you
ignoring my Kitty, Mike? I didn't think it was such a
lemon," Pam asked with a sour puss. |
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"Why does that
smoke come out of a starter's gun at the beginning of
races?" Tom asked blankly. |
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"Why Scarlet, what
will I ever do with you," Tom asked Rhettorically. |
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"Why, this is a
golden moment!" Dot glowingly commented. |
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"Will you wear this
ring?" He asked engagingly. |
|
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"Wilson is a funny
comedian," he observed flippantly. |
|
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"Would you like to
try this new blue laundry soap?" asked Tom cheerfully. |
|
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"Writing computer
code is a tedious task," Tom said softwarily. |
|
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"www dot org WHAT?"
he asked nettled. |
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"Yep, I'm ready for
my blind date," Tom said totally prepaired. |
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"Yes, doctor. I
think we have a heartbeat again," Tom said repulsively. |
|
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"Yes, I've been
idle for awhile, and I want to continue," Tom responded
idly. |
|
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"Yes. I felt the
earthquake tremors," Tom said shaking in his boots. |
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"Yikes! You should
have warned me that the fence was electrified," Tom
charged. |
|
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"You can bet I'll
sleep late in the morning," said Tom rest assured. |
|
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"You can catch more
fish if you put extra lines with hooks into the water,"
Tom said efficiently. |
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"You got the
punchline of the joke about the three guys in the punch
line at the reception?" Tom asked his caterer while just
a little bit punchy. |
|
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"You guys better
stop me before I drink myself to death," Tom said
barrelly audible. |
|
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"You guys shouldn't
e-mail and call me a cereal killer," said Tom posting
his message to the boards. |
|
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"You know I get
easily annoyed every time I have to take a big exam,"
Tom blurted out testily. |
|
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"You should try the
swamp platter at that restaurant near the Okeefenokee,"
said Tom feeling really close to nature. |
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"You spray your
pans with WHAT?" Pam asked slickly. |
|
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"You'd think it was
glamorous at the top, but it's really not," Tom said
topically. |
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"You're on my turf
now," Tom said territorially. |
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"You've got to put
one foot in front of the other and just keep moving
along," Tom said pacing himself. |
