A man should stay alive, if only out of curiosity.

Cherish every moment, and never regret growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.

Death, the anticipation thereof, is worse than death itself!

Don't run faster than your Guardian Angel can fly.

Each second is important. Don't waste a single one.

Enjoy every breath.

ETERNITY: smoking, or non-smoking?

Everyone gets what he deserves!

Give life a chance. You might just end up liking it.

God has a reason for everything that happens…good or bad!

I sleep well at night. Do you?

I want nothing. I fear no man. I am free!

If I had life to live over again, I'd pay better attention.

If you think today is a bad day, try missing it all together.

I'll never do "THAT" again!

It ain't over, until the pathologist says it is.

It doesn't matter where you come from. It's where you're headed that counts.

It may be your sole purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others.

It's not that life is so short. It's that you’re dead for so long!

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Life has two speeds…ON and OFF.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. It's only so long, and can only be used once.

Live life like you'll live to be 100, but have your bags packed. You may be leaving tomorrow!

May you be in Heaven 15 minutes before the Devil knows you’re dead. --- Irish Proverb

Might as well enjoy life. You can't get out alive.

No one ever said on his deathbed, "Gee, if I'd only spent more time at the office."

Not every one can learn from other peoples' mistakes. Some of us have to be the other people.

On my tombstone..."I knew this would happen."

Serenity NOW!

The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.

There's ALWAYS room for one more!

Time is a great teacher, but it kills every one of its students.

We do things differently down here.

You only get one life to live, but if you live it right, once is enough!

You're born an original. Don't die a copy!