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"As a peacemaker, the lawyer has a
superior opportunity of being a good man." --- Abraham Lincoln |
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"But the mere truth won't do. You must
have a lawyer." --- Charles Dickens |
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"For every person with a spark of
genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble." --- Kurt Hanks |
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"I will save your sole. I will heel
you. I will even dye for you." --- Shoe Cobbler |
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"If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery
never changes." --- Louis Grizzard |
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"It is the province of knowledge to
speak, and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen." --- Oliver Wendell
Holmes |
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"It's a job. Grass grows, birds fly,
waves pound the sand. I beat people up." --- Muhammad Ali |
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"The mind is not a vessel to be filled
but a fire to be kindled." --- Plutarch |
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"The sole advantage of power is that
you can do more good." --- Balthasar Gracian |
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A bird in the hand makes it hard to
shave. |
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A good lawyer will save you thousands! |
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A ship is safe in the harbor, but one
does not build a ship to sit in the harbor. |
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A wise man admits that he does not
know. |
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A wise man once said, "I don't know. Go
ask a woman." |
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A word is the skin of a living thought. |
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Admit nothing, deny nothing, make them
prove it. |
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Alabama Law requires the following…"No
representation is made that the quality of legal services performed are
greater than the services performed by other attorneys." |
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All the stars in the skies are but a
small reflection of the love in your eyes. |
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Always leave things better than they
were before you found them. |
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As a practical matter... |
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But who is to guard the guards
themselves? |
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Call us for all your legal needs! |
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Careful planning makes the difference. |
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Caveat Emptor! |
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Choose to be a survivor, not a victim. |
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Commercialism and development equal
profit. |
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Definition of Insanity... doing what
you've always done and expecting things to change. |
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Did you see which way that ambulance
went? |
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Do judges all wear pants under their
robes? |
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Do what you can afford. |
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Don't meander in the maze of
mediocrity. |
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Don't put off doing what you want to
do. This is NOT a dress rehearsal. |
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Don't quote me. |
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Don't take those who you love for
granted, because when you wake up the next morning they just might not be
there. |
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Don't take yourself too seriously. No
one else does. |
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Either a law supports us, doesn't
apply, or HAS to be changed." PERIOD |
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Enter laughing. |
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Ever been screwed by a lawyer? Well,
here's your chance! |
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Everybody needs to believe in
something. I believe I'll have another Scotch. |
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Everyone has their own personal battle.
How is yours going? |
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Everything worthwhile comes from
focused passion and unrelenting tenacity. |
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Exactly. |
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Failure to act now 'cause it's never
been done before means nothing will ever get done for the first time. |
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Fight to win, be honorable, and keep
your word. |
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First, we'll give him his rights. Then,
we'll hang him. |
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G is for Gucci, not for Guilt. |
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm
passage. |
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God, give me patience. But, please
hurry. |
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Golf is the true meaning of life. |
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Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is
optional. |
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Having a great time! Wish you were
beer! |
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He who dies with the most toys STILL
dies! |
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He who has a thousand friends has not a
friend to spare. |
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He who takes a chance, has a chance. |
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Honor is a man's gift to himself. |
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Hope for the best. Plan for the worst. |
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How can you be in two places at once
when you're not anywhere at all? |
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How come there's no Tech Support for
life? |
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I am as confused as a baby in a topless
bar! |
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I am not afraid to die. I just don't
want to be there when it happens. |
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I can handle the truth. It's deception
that gives me a hard time. |
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I can't imagine Socrates saying that. |
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I cried because I had no shoes, until I
saw a man who had no feet. |
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I did NOT do it. |
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I do not believe in the no-win
scenario. |
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I do not care to speak ill of any man,
said Dr. Johnson, "but I have heard that he is an attorney." |
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I do not defend a person's morality,
but defend their constitutional right to maintain that morality. |
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I don't need a miracle, but I could use
a push in the right direction. |
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I dropped a tear in the ocean. When I
find it will be the day I stop loving you. |
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I hate to lose more than I like to win. |
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I may never know what they learned on
the playing fields of Eton, but on the playgrounds where I grew up, you
learned pretty quick not to mess with family. |
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I only practice law to be able to
afford computers. |
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I specialize in winning. |
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I started out with nothing, and I still
have most of it left. |
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I'd rather have a little bit of
something than a whole lot of nothing. |
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If all the world's a stage, we need a
better director! |
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If I had life to live over again, I'd
pay better attention. |
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If I were blonde, would I know it? |
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If it is to be, it is up to me! |
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If it weren't for the last minute a lot
of things wouldn't get done. |
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If losing is not an option, then you
have no choice. |
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If man is to achieve and maintain
self-esteem, the fundamental requirement is that he preserve an indomitable
will to understand. |
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If not now, when? If not I, who? |
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If you are not living on the edge, you
are taking up too much room! |
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If you can trust yourself when all men
doubt you but make allowances for their doubts, then you will be a man, my
son. |
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If you can't beat 'em, appeal it. |
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If you can't blind 'em with brilliance,
baffle 'em with bulls^!t. |
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If you can't do the time, don't do the
crime. |
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If you can't have what you want, then
it's time to start wanting what you have. |
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If you follow the herd, guess what
you're bound to step in? |
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If you live with one foot in yesterday
and one foot in tomorrow, all you do is p*ss all over today. |
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If you must choose between being liked
or being respected, do what is right and be respected. |
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If you object, I can still over rule
because I make the rules when it comes to matters of my heart. |
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If you really want lobster, don't
settle for licking the top of a tuna fish can. |
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If you slip and fall, give me a call. |
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If you want the rainbow, you have to
put up with the rain. |
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I'll take the fifth. |
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I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of
retiring. |
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I'm worth it. |
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In court, poor folks EXPECT justice.
Rich folks BUY it! |
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In death, fear the gods. In life, fear
the law courts. |
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Innocent, until proven guilty. |
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Isn't that just a little unreasonable? |
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It is not good to be partial to the
wicked or to deprive the innocent of justice. --- Proverbs 18:5 |
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It is the nature of love to create. It
is the nature of hate to destroy. |
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It it better to have debated a question
without resolving it, than to have resolved a question without debating it! |
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It's better to have money and not need
it, than to need it and not have it. |
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It's better to let someone think you
are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. |
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It's going to be interesting to see how
long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. |
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It's not the size of the dog in the
fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. |
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It's only illegal if you get caught! |
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It's only money. |
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It's the same exact thing, only
different. |
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Just because you're paranoid, it
doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. |
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Just do it. Just do it right. Just do
it, right now. |
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Just sue it! |
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Just what the world needs: another
lawyer. |
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Justice through the application of
valid science is the primary goal of any attorney who handles complex
litigation. |
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Keep working. Millions on welfare
depend on you. |
