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Get busy living, or
get busy dying. |
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Get in the
HOLE…golf, that is! |
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Get in, shut up,
and hang on. |
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Get off my road! |
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Get on your feet!
Get up and make it happen! |
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Get over yourself! |
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Getting older is
hard work. |
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Give people a
chance. |
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"God does not play
dice with the world." --- Albert Einstein |
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God does not put
anything on us we can't handle. |
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God helps those who
help themselves. |
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God put me on this
earth to accomplish a certain number of things and I am
so far behind right now that I will never die. |
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GOD...FAMILY...COUNTRY...BUSINESS...I'll defend the
first three with my life. |
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Good things come to
those who wait! |
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Grab the brass
ring, but be sure of what you're grabbing! |
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Great people talk
about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small
people talk about other people. |
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"Great spirits have
often encountered violent opposition from mediocre
minds." ---Albert Einstein |
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Hang in there! |
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Happiness is doing
what is right. |
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Have a cold glass
of SHUT the hell up! |
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He had too many
issues, so I cancelled his subscription. |
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He lived in honor.
He died in honor. He earned the grand old name of
"gentleman". |
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He who can laugh at
himself never runs out of things to laugh at. |
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He who has the most
stuff when he dies wins! |
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He who never makes
mistakes, usually never makes anything. |
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He who tries and
fails is happier than he who regrets never trying. |
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Honesty, Trust, and
Patience are the keys to anything you want out of life! |
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Hope is just
another undelivered letter by the postman of my fear. |
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How about never? Is
that good for you? |
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How can you tell
when a poker player is lying? His lips are moving. |
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How's she goin'? |
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"I always prefer to
believe the best of everybody. It saves so much time."
--- Kipling |
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I am going to close
my eyes and make all the bad people go away. |
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I am prepared to
meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter! |
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I am so
multi-faceted, that I am almost a sphere. |
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I am the only guy I
know that can get out of line in a one-car funeral. |
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I could insult your
intelligence, but then you probably wouldn't understand
the insult. |
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I didn't say it was
your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. |
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I do not fear
people who know what they are doing, and I don't fear
people who don't know what they are doing. It is the
ones that THINK they know what they are doing that scare
the hell out of me! |
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I don't know about
ignorance, and I don't care about apathy, but I
absolutely will not put up with intolerance. |
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I don't make plans.
I improvise. |
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I don't mind that
women leave me, but what really bugs me is when they
tell me WHY. |
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I feel the need…the
need for SPEED! |
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I have not yet
begun to procrastinate! |
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"I have nothing but
respect for you, and very little of that!" --- Groucho
Marx |
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I know you believe
you think you understand what you think I said, but I'm
not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I
meant. |
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I may not agree
with what you say, but I'll defend your right to say it. |
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I refuse to have a
battle of the wits with an unarmed person. |
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"I remembered, but
I forgot." --- LeRoy Anderson |
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I smile, because
I've been driven insane. |
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I think I can fix
that. |
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"I took the one
less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."
--- Robert Frost |
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I want to know the
thoughts of God…the rest are just details. |
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I was homeless
once, but didn't want anyone to know. So, I slept in
front of a Ticketmaster. |
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I wish I had done
it sooner. |
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I wish I had said
that. |
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I wish I were rich,
instead of good looking. |
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I wonder how deep
the ocean would be without sponges. |
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I would rather be
hated for being myself than to be loved for something I
am not. |
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I'd rather be lucky
than good. |
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I'd rather be sorry
for something I did, than something I didn't do. |
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If a man cannot
keep pace with his companions, perhaps it's because he
hears the beat of a different drummer. |
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If all things are
possible, then nothing is a possibility. |
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If all you have is
a hammer, everything tends to look like a nail. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, get another orange. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, READ THE DIRECTIONS! |
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If at first you
don't succeed, try something else. |
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If at first you
succeed, you should have tried sooner. |
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If everyone would
concentrate on the important things in life, there would
be a shortage of fishing rods! |
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If God can deal
with eternity, I can handle today! |
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If I can lay my
head down at night with no regrets, it was a good day. |
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If I don't step
over the line every once in a while, how will I know
where it is? |
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If I only knew back
then, what I know now. |
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it. |
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If it ain't broke,
give me a minute. |
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If it can be done,
I can do it! |
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If it doesn't fit,
force it! |
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If it isn't broken,
don't fix it. Just modify the heck out of it. |
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If it were easy,
everyone would do it. |
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If it weren't for
bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. |
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If it's not life
threatening, then don't worry about it. |
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If it's worth
doing, it's worth doing right! |
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If Mama ain't
happy...ain't nobody happy. |
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If Man did not have
a God, he would have found the need to invent one. |
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If quitters never
win and winners never quit, then who came up with "quit
while you're ahead." |
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If the engine of
life stalls, give it a while. You probably flooded it! |
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If the script is
wrong, change it. |
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If there is nothing
to die for, then there is nothing to live for, either. |
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If things don't
change, they'll remain the same. |
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If trains stop at
train stations, what happens at workstations? |
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"If we knew what it
was we were doing, it would not be called research,
would it?" --- Albert Einstein |
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If wishes were
horses, then beggars would ride. |
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If you always tell
the truth, you never have to remember anything. |
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If you can guess
when rocks were secret weapons, then you guessed my age. |
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If you can't bite,
don't growl. |
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If you can't laugh
at yourself, you've got a problem. |
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If you come to a
fork in the road, pick it up. |
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If you don't ask,
the answer is automatically "No". |
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If you don't have
motion, you're just a civil engineer. |
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If you don't have
time to make it right the first time, when are you going
to have time to correct it? |
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If you don't have
time to sit down and talk to wild flowers for a few
minutes, then you might as well go somewhere and sell
life insurance. |
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If you don't know
how, then I will show you. |
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If you don't know
where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere
else. |
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If you don't put an
effort into getting what you want, you must put an
effort into coping with what you get. |
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If you don't put
yourself in a bad situation, you don't have to get out
of one. |
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If you never try to
do better, you'll never know how well you could have
done! |
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If you still
believe in stereotypes, you haven't met me. |
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If you want it done
right, let me do it. |
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If you want it,
it's worth working for. |
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If you want to give
God a good laugh, tell Him your Plan for Life. |
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If you want to ruin
a great passion, just try earning a living doing it! |
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If your problems
seem large look into the sky, and see how insignificant
they are. |
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If you're going to
get on it, you better stay on it. |
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If you're not in
the lead, you're eating dust. |
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If you're not
living life on the edge, you're taking up too much
space. |
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If you're not
playing with a full deck, don't shuffle in public. |
