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There are just not
enough hours in a day! |
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There are many
theories on how to argue with a woman. None of them
work! |
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There are many
things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few
will catch your heart. Pursue those. |
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"There are only two
ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a
miracle. The other is as though everything is a
miracle." --- Albert Einstein |
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There is always a
Plan "B"! |
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Things always turn
out best in the end. You just have to wait long enough. |
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Think about it! |
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This above all
else...to thine own self be true. |
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Those that know
don't tell. Those that tell don't know. |
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Those who bring
sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from
themselves. |
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Those who fail to
learn from history are condemned to repeat it. |
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Those who never try
never win. Those who win always try. |
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"Those who trade
freedom for security deserve neither." --- Ben Franklin |
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Time is Life. |
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To be aware is more
important than what you wear. |
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To be without a
friend is a serious form of poverty. |
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To do what others
cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is
genius. |
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To err is human. To
really screw things up requires a COMPUTER! |
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To the optimist,
the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big
as it needs to be. |
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Tough times don't
last. Tough people do! |
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Tradition is no
excuse. |
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True love is waking
up to find the subject of your dream asleep on your
shoulder. |
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"Truth is stranger
than Fishin'." --- Jimmy Buffett |
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Turn a frown upside
down. |
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Two heads are
thicker than one. |
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"Two roads diverged
in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and
that has made all the difference!" --- Robert Frost |
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Unless you are the
lead dog, the view never changes. |
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Use technology to
make life, work and play more enjoyable and fun. |
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"Vision without
action is merely a dream. Action without vision just
passes the time. Vision with action can change the
world." ---Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Wait until
tomorrow, and it will still be there. |
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"We are all in the
gutter. The only difference is some of us are looking at
the stars." --- Oscar Wilde |
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We are not killing
the earth... just ourselves. |
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We cannot direct
the wind, but we can adjust the sail. |
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We create our
tomorrows by what we dream today. |
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We have the
technology! |
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"We love eloquence
for its own sake, and not for any truth it may utter."
--- Thoreau |
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We spend our youth
chasing $$, then spend our $$ chasing youth. |
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We take risks not
to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping us. |
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Weather is here.
You should be, too! |
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Welcome, my friend,
to the show that never ends. |
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We'll burn that
bridge when we get to it. |
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Well, that's just
one more thing to add to the list of things for which
I'm going to burn in Hell. |
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We're all just
pedestrians on the sidewalks of life. |
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We're not a Mirage.
We're Reel People! |
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"What great things
would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?" ---
Robert Shuller |
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What lies behind us
and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to
what lies within us. |
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What the mind can
conceive, the body will achieve! |
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What would life be
without Plastics? |
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What you can't get
done today, do tomorrow. |
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Whatever you can do
or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius,
power, and magic in it. |
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When a defining
moment comes along, either you define the moment, or the
moment defines you. |
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When God is ready,
he will move me up to the next level. |
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When I am most
honest with myself I know the winds are always
favorable, even when there is a gale blowing hard into
in my face and turning back is not an option. |
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When I'm good, I'm
good. When I'm bad, I'm better. |
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When in charge,
ponder. When in trouble, delegate. When in doubt,
mumble. |
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When it comes to
your health, I recommend frequent doses of that rare
commodity among Americans...common sense. |
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"When men speak ill
of thee, live so as nobody may believe them." --- Plato |
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"When once you have
tasted flight, you will forever walk with your eyes
turned skyward. For there you have been, and there you
will long to return." --- Leonardo Di Vinci |
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When promulgating
your esoteric cogitations or articulating your
superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical
and psychological observations, beware of platitudinous
ponderosity. |
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When the going gets
tuff, the tuff get going. |
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When you come to
the end of your rope, tie a knot, and just hang on! |
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When you find your
life's love, you can then love life. |
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When you start
labeling, you start dividing. |
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When your kids turn
eighteen, give them a car. It's cheaper than driving
yours. |
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When your memories
outweigh your dreams, you're old. |
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Whenever you are
headed toward wrong direction, God always gives you a
U-TURN. |
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Where there's no
struggle, there is no progress. |
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Wherever you go,
there you are. |
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While I live I may
fail, but I will never be weak. |
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Who feels it, knows
it. |
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Who is the greater
fool…the fool, or the fool who follows the fool? |
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Whoever undertakes
to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is
shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods. |
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Why grow the
branches when the root is gone? |
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Why is it that when
I take a day of vacation, I end up a week behind
schedule? |
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Why not? |
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Why quote someone
if you can say it in your own words? |
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Win or lose, you
should still drink BEER! |
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Women are like
inventions. Sometimes you invent them, and sometimes you
improve them. |
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"Work as though you
would live forever, and live as though you would die
today." ---Og Mandino |
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You aren't ready,
until you're willing to be ready. |
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You can never have
too many friends. |
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You can't find
happiness. You make happiness happen. |
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You can't make
friends if you don't say hello. |
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You can't
understand what you don't know. |
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You could put your
eye out with that thing. |
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You did WHAT? |
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You don't know till
you try it. |
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You don't love a
woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful
because you love her. |
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You get your life
by giving it away. |
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You know the drill. |
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"You may be
whatever you resolve to be." --- Stonewall Jackson |
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You may feel a
slight discomfort. |
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You only live once,
but if you do it right, once is enough. |
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You only live once. |
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You only live once.
Make it a lifetime. |
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You want it WHEN? |
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You will find as
you look back upon your life, that the moments when you
have truly lived, are the moments when you have done
things in the spirit of love. |
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You will never
catch me napping. |
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You'll get over it. |
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You'll miss 100% of
the shots you don't take! |
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You'll never learn
anything being the smartest person in the room. |
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You'll never reach
a new goal by applying the same level of thinking that
got you where you are today! |
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Your strengths are
measured in how you deal with your weaknesses. |
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You're a stranger
here but once. |
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You're born an
original. Don't die a copy! |
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You're making
progress if each mistake you make is a new one. |
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You're only bound
by your own fears...and a credit limit. |