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Damned if you do.
Damned if you don't. So, I’m screwed any way I turn. |
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Darkness is afraid
of light. |
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Dead or alive.
Doesn't matter to me. |
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Death, the
anticipation thereof, is worse than death itself! |
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Destiny is not
merely a dream. Life is the dream. Destiny is reality. |
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Determining the
right thing to do is usually easy. Doing the right thing
is more difficult. |
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Didn’t I see you in
jail? |
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Dispatchers push
all the right buttons. |
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Dispatchers tell
cops where to go…and they like it! |
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Do it now! |
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Do it right the
first time. Someone’s life might depend on it. |
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Do not ride like I
do. I'm a trained professional. |
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Do not walk in
front of me, I may not follow. Do not walk behind me, I
may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend. |
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Do or do not. There
is no try! |
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Do what you got to
do. Nothing more. Nothing less. |
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Do what you will,
but harm no one. |
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Do what’s right. Do
it, because it’s right. Then, do it right. |
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Do whatever it
takes, so I go home and the bad guy goes to jail. |
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Do you believe in
love at first site, or do I have to walk by again? |
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Do you feel lucky,
punk? |
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Do you know how
fast you where driving? |
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Do you know the
number for 911? |
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Do you still have
the number to that truck driver training school? |
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Do your duty in all
things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do
less. --- Robert E. Lee |
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Does a one-legged
duck swim in circles? |
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Doing what's right
is always better than doing what's popular! |
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Don't be stupid! |
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Don't bring a knife
to a gunfight. |
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Don't build more
prisons. Build more cemeteries. |
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Don't call yourself
a man, unless you treat a woman like a lady. |
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Don’t complain
about that which you can change. |
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Don't do it, and we
won't come take you away. |
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Don't do the crime,
if you can't do the time. |
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Don’t eat the
yellow snow. |
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Don’t just be a
father. Be a dad. |
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Don't listen to
others. Follow your heart. |
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Don't look for
love. It has a way of finding you. |
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Don't make a bad
moment into a bad day. |
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Don’t pass up ten
dimes looking for a dollar. |
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Don't play leapfrog
with a unicorn. |
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Don't put crazy
glue and eye drops on the same shelf. |
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Don't quote me on
that. |
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Don't regret the
things you've done...just the things you haven't. |
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Don't spook the
horse. |
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Don't squat with
your spurs on. |
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Don’t sweat the
petty things. Pet the sweaty things. |
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Don't sweat the
small stuff! |
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Don't take for
granted the small things in life, because someday you’ll
realize those are the most important. |
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Don't tease me! You
know what I do for a living! |
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Don't tork my jaws! |
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Don’t trample on
others to achieve selfish goals. |
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Don't try to
describe the ocean, if you've never seen it. |
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Don't tug on
Superman's cape. |
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Don't worry. Be
happy. |
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Don’t worry. Your
landlord will fix your door. |
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Dreams are
illustrations of the book your soul is writing about
you. |
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Duck! |
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Due to economic
restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be
out until further notice. |
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Each second is
important. Don't waste a single one. |
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Each snowflake in
an avalanche pleads not guilty. |
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Empty heads have
long tongues. |
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Enforcing the law
is just as important as breaking the law. |
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Enjoy every breath. |
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Enjoy life, while
you can! |
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Enjoy your kids
now, for tomorrow you will wish you did! |
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Enjoy your life.
You'll only have the benefit of just one. |
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Ever been touched
by an angel? |
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Every day above
ground is a good day. |
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Every person has a
great power...the power to choose. |
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Every person is
responsible for shaping his life's circumstances and
experiences into success.
No other person can do for you what you neglect to do
for yourself. |
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Every society gets
the kind of criminal it deserves. What is equally true
is that every community gets the kind of law enforcement
it insists on. --- Robert Kennedy |
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Everybody always
needs a little spending money. |
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Everybody’s got to
die sometime. |
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Every day is full
of wonder. Every night is full of stars. |
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Every day is a
holiday. |
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Everyone adds
happiness to this place...some when they enter, others
when they leave. |
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Everyone gets what
he deserves! |
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Everyone is guilty
of something. |
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Everything is hard,
until it gets easy. |
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Excuse me, can I
see your driver’s license, and do you have a pen in your
car? If so, where do you keep it? Go ahead and get those
for me, and I'll be right back with your ticket! |
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Excuses are the
building blocks of nothingness. Those who use them
seldom succeed in anything. |
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Expect no mercy! |
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Experience is what
you get when you get what you didn't want. |
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Faith makes things
possible. It does not make them easy. |
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Falling in love is
awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply awful. |
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Fear nothing! |
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Flight or fight?
Your choice. |
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For every force
exerted on a body by another body, there is an equal but
opposite force reacting on the first body by the second. |
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For God so loved
the world He gave His only son...then thousands of years
later, in a madcap moment of sheer whimsy, he gave the
world me! |
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Fore! |
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Forget about it. |
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Forgive your
enemies, but NEVER forget their names! |
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Freedom isn’t free.
Someone has to pay, and today is payday. |
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Freeze! |
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Friends are the
cornerstones of life. |
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Friends are where
you find them. |
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Games of life are
for children to play. Real life is to be lived by
adults. Life is to be fun, but never a game. |
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Gene Police: “You,
out of the pool!” |
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Get ‘em boy! Bring
me back a big piece. |
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Get out of line,
meet my nine! |
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Get out of my way,
because I’m on my way up! |
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Get over it. |
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Get them before
they get you. |
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Gettin' old ain't
fer sissies. |
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Give 110%, or don't
do it at all. |
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Give life a chance.
You might just end up liking it. |
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Give me a fish, and
I eat today. Teach me to fish, and I eat for a lifetime. |
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Give me the
strength to go where no one else will! |
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Give your best in
everything you do, and never look back for you can't
change the past. |
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Giving up on
yourself is a crime, and it carries a life sentence. |
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Go after what you
want. No one else will do it for you. |
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Go ahead. Make my
day! |
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Go for it! |
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Go placidly among
the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there
may be in silence. |
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God has a reason
for everything that happens…good or bad! |
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God is not through
with me yet, because I woke up breathing this morning! |
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God said it, and
that settles it! Any questions? |
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Good ...better...
best! Never let it rest until your good is better and
your better is best. |
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Gotcha! |
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Grass is not always
greener on the other side. |
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Great job guys. Pop
smoke and head for home! |
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Great spirits have
always encountered violent opposition from mediocre
minds! |
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Guilty as charged! |
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Guilty until proven
otherwise! I don’t cook ‘em. I just catch ‘em. |
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Guilty! Welcome to
the jungle! |
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Guns don't kill
people. People kill people. |
