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If a man had enough
sense to treat his lady like a thoroughbred, she’d never
grow into an old nag! |
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If a man is
burdened with the blood of another, let him be a
fugitive until death. Let no one help him. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, shoot again. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you. |
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If at first you
don't succeed, you're about average. |
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If at first you
don’t win, try and try again! |
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"If everyone's
thinking alike, then no one's thinking!" --- General
George S. Patton |
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If everything was
perfect, how would you know? |
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If found guilty,
you’re sentenced to a good haircut. |
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If I can't get it
to work, I guess I must have broken it. (mostly
relationships) |
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If I don't ask 'Why
me?' after my victories, I cannot ask 'Why me?' after my
setbacks and disasters.
--- Arthur Ashe |
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If I was any
better, there would be two of me! |
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If I wasn't so sure
of myself, then who would be? |
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If it ain't broke,
don't fix it! |
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If it can be
thought of, it can be accomplished. |
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If it is called
common sense, why doesn't everybody have it? |
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If it is worth
doing, do it NOW! |
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If it looks good
and feels good, it must be bad for you. |
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If it sounds too
good to be true, it usually is. |
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If it was a perfect
world, people in my line of work would not have jobs! |
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If it’s not
illegal, do it and then maybe do it again, if it was
fun! |
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If it’s not on
paper, it didn’t happen. |
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If it's worth
doing, do it right the first time. |
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If it’s worth
shooting once, it’s worth shooting twice. |
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If life throws you
a lemon, run to a police officer and complain of a drive
by fruiting. |
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If life was a big
truck, what would be worse...it just passing you by, or
getting run over by it? |
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If the people lead,
the leaders will follow! |
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If the truth sounds
better than a lie, tell the truth. If a lie sounds
better than the truth, tell the truth anyway. |
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If there is a
continual going to the well, one day there will be a
smashing of the pitcher. |
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If we are to better
the future, we must disturb the present. |
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If we can't play
dirty, then we don't want to play at all. |
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If we could not
laugh, we would all go insane. |
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If you want to own
the body, you’ve got to pay the rent! |
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If you always do
what you have always done, you will get what you have
always got. |
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If you are not
afraid to die, you never will. |
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If you believe it,
you can achieve it. |
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If you can dream
it, you can do it. --- Walt Disney |
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If you can
perceive, you can achieve. |
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If you can't be
true to yourself, who can you be with! |
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If you can't beat
‘em, join ‘em. Then beat ‘em from the inside! |
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If you can't dazzle
them with brilliance, then baffle them with B.S. |
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If you can't make
it, fake it; but when in doubt, chicken out! |
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If you can't run
with the big dogs, stay on the porch. |
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If you can't say
something nice, don't say anything at all. |
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If you didn't do
it, why did you give me the victim’s wallet when I asked
for your identification? |
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If you don’t
believe in yourself, nobody else will. |
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If you don't have
pictures, I didn't do it! |
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If you don't like
cops, imagine life without us! |
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If you don't like
it, then don't look. |
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If you don't like
me, bite me! |
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If you don't want
to get wet, stay on the shore! |
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If you don’t want
to know the answer, then don’t ask the question! |
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If you fail to
prepare, then you've prepared to fail. |
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If you fall off,
get back on. |
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If you got it,
FLAUNT it! |
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If you have a
disability and you let it stop you from doing what you
love, then the disability has the control, not you! |
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If you have a
dislike for the police, then call a friend when you need
help. See if he will lay down his life for you. |
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If you limit your
training, you limit your options. |
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If you love
something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it
down and kill it. |
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If you must drink
and drive, I'll provide the chaser! |
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If you need it
tomorrow, you should have given it to me two weeks ago! |
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If you never walked
my shoes, you don’t know. |
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If you run from a
bike officer, you go to jail, TIRED! |
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If you think you
can or if you think you can't, you’re probably right! |
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If you throw a cat
out a car window, does it become kitty litter? |
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If you want it done
right, you have to do it yourself. |
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If you want it,
reach out and grab it. |
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If you want
something you've never had, you have to do something
you've never done. |
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If you won’t let me
search, I’ll get my dog out. |
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If you would have
put the ski mask on before you went into the store... |
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If you're coasting,
you're probably going downhill. |
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If you’re not
living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room. |
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If you’re shooting
for the moon and fall among the stars, you’re still
ahead of the game. |
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If your goal in
learning is to verify that you are correct, you will not
learn the truth. |
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If you’re nice to
me, I'll be nice to you. |
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If your nose runs
and your feet smell, you are upside down! |
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If you’re so smart,
then why aren’t you rich? |
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If your stick isn’t
long enough to reach the bottom of the pot, you’re going
to burn your hand. |
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Imagination is
greater than knowledge. --- Albert Einstein |
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Improvise, adapt,
and overcome. |
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In a world of
compromise, some men don’t! |
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In a world of so
much give and take, very few are willing to give what it
really takes. |
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In God we trust.
All others we run on NCIC. |
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In motorcycling,
practice does not make perfect. But, it sure helps a
lot. |
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In order to capture
the rainbow, you have to dare the storm. |
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Initial success or
total failure! |
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Integrity in a
police officer means the settled disposition, the
resolve and determination,
the established habit "of doing right where there is no
one to make you do it but yourself".
--- Edwin J. Delattre |
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Intelligence has
its limits. Stupidity hasn't found its bounds yet. |
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Interaction is the
secret of the universe. |
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Invincibility
depends on one's self. --- Sun Tzu |
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Is that the best
you can do? |
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Is the world a
better place because you're in it? |
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It ain't over,
until the pathologist says it is. |
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It can probably
wait until tomorrow. |
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It does not matter
what you think of me. It only matters what I think of
you! |
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It does not matter
who you were, but who you are going to be and where you
are going. |
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It does not matter
what you know. It’s who you know that counts. |
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It doesn't matter
where you come from. It's where you're headed that
counts. |
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It doesn’t take a
mental giant to be a criminal. |
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It is better to
deserve honors and not to have them than it is to have
them and not deserve them. |
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It is better to
sweat in peace than to bleed in war. |
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It is more
important to do the right thing than to do things right! |
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It is your world. I
am just living in it. |
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It matters to keep
trying…good times and bad. In the long run, it will be
all right. Just keep trying. |
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It only makes sense
when you infer what I imply. |
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It takes a lot of
listening to hear what the rocks have to say. |
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It wasn't me! |
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It's a good day
when you can say you learned something! |
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It’s a sad man, my
friend, who's living in his own skin and can’t stand the
company. |
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It's all good. |
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It’s easier to ask
forgiveness than to ask for permission. |
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It’s got to be
better to grow old regretting some things you’ve done,
than to grow old feeling bad about the things you could
have done and did not. |
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It’s hard to get
there, and even harder to stay! |
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It's hard to soar
like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys! |
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It's MY WAY or the
highway! |
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It's never too late
to be what you might have been. --- George Eliot |
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It's none of my
business what other people think. |
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It’s not how deep
you fish. It’s how you wiggle your worm. |
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It's not how hard
you work. It's how smart you work! |
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It's not how you
were born, or how you will die, but what you do in
between that will make the difference. |
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It's not that life
is so short. It's that you’re dead for so long! |
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It's not the critic
who counts. The credit belongs to the man who is in the
arena. |
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It's not the size
of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in
the dog. |
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It's not the size
or type of pencil that you use that matters. It is how
you write your name. |
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It's not what you
know, but what people think you know that counts. |
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It's not where you
are that matters. It's where you are going! |
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It's okay to think
it. Just don't say it! |
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It's so hard to be
humble when you sit TALL in your saddle! |
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It's time to make
friends and influence people. |
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It's too dangerous
out here. You better get back to the station. |
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It’s unfortunate
ignorance isn't painful. |
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It's what you learn
after you know it all that counts! |
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It's your decision.
You have to live with it. |
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It’s not a perfect
system, but it’s all we got. |
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Jaws with paws
enforcing laws! |
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Just another curve
in my long, slow road to hell... |
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Just because you're
not paranoid doesn't mean everyone's not out to get you! |
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Just did
it...barely...Grand Canyon…rim to rim. |
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Just do it! You
only live once, and be glad you did it! |
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Just let me go
fishin'! |
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Just one word:
"Plastics". |
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Justice is never
administered. It is simply handed out, sometimes with a
slap. |
