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Laugh alot,
especially at yourself. |
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Laugh and the world
laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. |
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Laugh. It takes
fewer muscles than to frown. |
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Laughing is good
medicine! |
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Learning by doing
is better than living in ignorance. |
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Let me delve into
your mind. |
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Let me take your
blood pressure and see if it rises! |
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Life ain't no
picnic, but hey, it's still a really big party. |
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Life is a circle.
Be careful what you leave in it, because you may step in
it later. |
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Life is a joke. It
just varies from day to day whom it is on! |
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Life is a journey,
not a destination. |
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Life is a one-time
deal, so enjoy it. |
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Life is all about
choices. Some are good, and some are bad. All we must
live with. |
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Life is fragile.
Handle with care. |
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Life is good. Make
something out of yours. |
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Life is like a
penny. You can spend it however you like, but you can
only spend it once. |
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Life is like a
piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play
it. |
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Life is not a
journey or an adventure. It's both. |
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Life is not
measured by the number of breaths we take, but also by
the moments that take our breath away. |
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Life is now! |
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Life is too
precious to waste on the shallow and foolish. |
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Life is too short
not to take chances. Even if it does not work out, you
are usually a better person for trying. |
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Life is uncertain.
Eat dessert first! |
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Life is what
happens while you're busy making other plans. |
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Life is what you
make it, and mine will be GREAT! |
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Life's a beach.
Let's party! |
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Life's a big party.
Have FUN! |
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Life's a dance you
learn as you go. |
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Life's too short to
be politically correct. |
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Life's too short to
be wasted on unwanted moments. |
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Life's too short to
drink cheap wine. |
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Listen to your
little voice. |
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Live a simple life.
You get simple problems. |
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Live for today,
because tomorrow may never come! |
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Live for your kids. |
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Live free! |
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Live life with a
passion! |
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Live life without
regret! |
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Live like nobody's
watching. |
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Live today to it's
fullest, and dance like there is no tomorrow! |
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Live today. Learn
today. |
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Live your life as
an exclamation, not an explanation! |
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Look inside
yourself for the peace. It is there all the time. |
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"Love always works,
and the truth is always appropriate." --- Namaste' |
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Love at first sight
may be allright, but it might be wise to take a second
look. |
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Love is like a
butterfly. It goes wherever it pleases, and it pleases
wherever it goes. |
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Love is not finding
the perfect person. It's finding perfection in someone
who isn't. |
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"Love is not for
only those already at the feast. We often need love most
of all when we deserve it least." --- Charles Ghigna |
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Love one another,
and all else falls into place. |
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Love's the only
house big enough for all the pain in the world. |
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Make 'em remember
ya! |
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Make it good, do it
right, and make it last. |
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Make love, not war.
Hell, do both...get married! |
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Make me smile! |
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Make the best of
today. Tomorrow could be worse than it was yesterday. |
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Make your first
impression memorable. |
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Making a living is
not the same as making a life. |
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Man is only limited
by his own inability to imagine what it would be like to
succeed! |
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Man's main task in
life is to give birth to oneself. |
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Melts in your
mouth, not in your hands. |
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Men are like
pantyhose...just when you need them most, they run. |
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Men aren't always
what they seem. |
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My daddy told me. |
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My dead grandmother
skates better than you! |
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My goal is to be
the kind of person my dog thinks I am. |
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Necessity is the
mother of invention. |
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Never debate a fool
for the audience won't know who he is. |
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Never engage in a
battle of wits with someone who is unarmed! |
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Never give up on
your dreams! |
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Never mourn for
unfullfilled dreams. Just be glad you even had one so
wonderful to remember. |
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Never settle for
less. |
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Never trust someone
who says, "Trust Me". |
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No one ever said on
his deathbed, "Gee, if I'd only spent more time at the
office." |
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No sir, Officer, I
don't know how fast I was driving. My speedometer only
goes to 120. |
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Nothing is better
than good friends! |
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"Nothing is
infinite, except the universe and stupid people, and
sometimes, I doubt the universe." --- Albert Einstein |
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Nothing left to do
but smile, smile, smile. |
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Now lie on your
back and do everything the nice nurse tells you to. |
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Now, or never. |
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Oh Please! |
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Old enough to know
better...but too young to care! |
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On my
tombstone..."I knew this would happen." |
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Once a day walk
barefoot in the morning grass. As often as you may,
stand alone in a skyful of stars. And, once in awhile,
walk in a crowded street. |
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One for all, and
all for one! |
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Only the good die
young. |
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Oops! |
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Organ donors save
lives! |
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Peace of mind is a
necessity! |
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Peace of mind is
found in your heart. |
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People might forget
what you said, or what you did, but people will never
forget how you made them feel. |
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Perhaps the only
limits to the human mind are those that we believe in. |
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Please let me be
there when they get theirs! |
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Prayer should be
our first resource, not our last resort. |
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Quotes are for
people who can't be original. |
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Respect your
elders. |
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Rest is the basis
of activity. |
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Seduce my mind and
you can have my body! |
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Sex can be a
spectator sport, but it's not as fun. |
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Smile! |
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SMILE. It makes
people wander what your up to! |
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So many men. So few
who can afford me. |
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So, what's
different? |
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Some people move
our souls to dance. |
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Someone was
watching over me the day you came into my life. |
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Sometimes being is
bitch is all a woman has. |
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Sometimes it is
better to travel than to arrive. |
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Sometimes when you
win, you lose. Sometimes when you lose, you win! |
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Sometimes you need
to seek the healed, not the healer. |
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"Sooner or later,
we must realize that there is no station in life, no one
place to arrive once and for all. The true joy of life
is in the trip." --- Robert J. Hastings |
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"Stayin' Alive!
Stayin' Alive!" --- BeeGees |
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Stop and smell the
roses. |
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Stop
learning...stop living. |
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Stop the world. I
want to get off. |
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Stress is when you
wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep
yet. |
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Strive to discover
the mystery before life is gone. |
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Stupid people
should assist the process of natural selection or "
survival of the fittest " volunteering for mandatory
surgical sterilization. |
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Sure, it's all fun
and games until someone gets their eye poked out! |
