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Laugh and the world
laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. |
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Laughter is
happiness set to music. A sense of humor is just common
sense dancing. |
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Laughter is the
best medicine. |
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Lazy men never
change. |
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Learn from
yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. |
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Learn something new
everyday. Then, die and forget it all! |
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Learn to live with
yourself before asking someone else to. |
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Let it happen,
Captain. |
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Let no good deed go
unpunished. |
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Let the good times
roll! |
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Let's talk. I have
time. |
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Lets look at the up
side and think constructively! |
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Let's make it
happen, now! |
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Life is a
challenge. Give it your best! |
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Life is a garden.
Dig it! |
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Life is a journey,
not a destination. |
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Life is a mystery
to be lived, not a problem to be solved! |
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Life is almost over
when you have each leg in a hole and you're trying to
figure out which way to fall. |
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Life is good as
long as you have someone to share it with. |
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Life is great! |
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Life is hard by the
yard, but a cinch by the inch! |
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Life is just a
chair of bowlies. |
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Life is just one
long weekend! |
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Life is like wine.
I hope you are sipping on the good stuff! |
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Life is not
measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away. |
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Life is precious.
Use it to the fullest. |
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Life is too
important to be taken seriously. |
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Life is too short
and valuable to spend it in a cubicle. |
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Life is too short
to be bitter or to waste time on anything not
worthwhile. |
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Lighten up. |
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Like Will Rodgers I
never met a man I didn't like. |
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Little things mean
a lot. |
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Live and let live! |
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Live as you will
have wished to have lived when you are dying! |
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Live each day as if
it will be your last. |
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Live fast, die
young, and leave a beautiful memory. |
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Live in the now,
one day at a time. |
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Live, love and eat
to your heart's content. |
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Live, love and
share the enjoyment of your life so others may see the
world through your eyes and hopefully grasp the spirit
of "Aloha"! |
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Look at yesterday
with your eyes closed and to tomorrow with your eyes
wide open. |
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Look for the worst,
hope for the best, and take what comes with a smile. |
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Love and memories
are the best part of life. |
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Love is blind.
Friendship closes its eyes. |
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Love is eternal. |
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Love me for who I
am, not for who you want me to be. |
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Luck tends to come
to those best prepared to received it. |
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Maintain a rigid
state of flexibility. |
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Make at least one
new friend a day! |
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Make each day a
better one for someone else. |
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Make each day a
masterpiece. |
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Make each day THE
day. |
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Make the most of
every day, because that is all we may have. |
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Make the most of
every minute. |
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Make today a day
you'd like to live forever. |
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Mama said, "Life
begins at 50." Sure hope she's right! |
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Many a fine tune is
played on an old fiddle. |
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May I have this
dance? |
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May your heart be
free, may your imagination run wild, and may your spirit
never be tamed. |
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Most of life's
disappointments are caused by unrealistic expectations. |
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My goal has been to
leave the world a little better place for me having been
here. |
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My heart is a
bargain today. Will you take it? |
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My life has been
spent in one long effort to escape the common places of
existence. |
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Nearly all men can
stand adversity. If you want to test a man's character,
give him power. |
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Never approach any
subject with a closed mind. |
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Never argue with an
idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you
with experience. |
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Never argue with
stupid. |
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Never baptize your
cat. |
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Never be critical,
unless you can do it better. |
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Never complain
about what you permit. |
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Never explain. Your
friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe it
anyway! |
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Never judge a book
by its cover. |
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Never measure the
height of a mountain until you've climbed it. |
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Never run out of
the good stuff. |
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Never say never. |
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Never take a long
walk off a short pier. You might get wet. |
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Never think less of
yourself, but think of yourself less and all the things
you dream of will come to you. |
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No matter where you
go, there you are. |
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No one cares how
much you know, until they know how much you care! |
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Not at this time. |
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Nothing beats hard
work. |
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Nothing difficult
is ever easy. |
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Nothing is ever
easy. |
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Now, let the
government pay me. |
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Of all the things
I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most. |
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Oh, what tangle web
we weave, when first we practice to deceive. |
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Old age ain't for
sissies. |
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Old men need love,
too! |
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Once a lady, always
a lady. |
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One can make a
difference. |
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Pain is weakness
leaving your body. |
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Paybacks are hell,
as you never know when or how. |
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People are like
flowers. Some are nice, and some are just weeds. |
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People are like
snowflakes. There are no two alike. |
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People like us
don't ever change. We just get old and rearrange! |
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Perfume to man is
like perfume to a flower. |
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Pick your battles
while asking, "Is this the hill I want to die on?" Then
fight! |
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Plan the work, and
work the plan. |
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Practice principled
acts of logic and ruthless self-interest. |
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Pull my finger. |
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Raise your hand,
please! |
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Raising children is
like being pecked to death by chickens. |
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Real trust,
friendship, and sincerity is proven. Be who you really
are and the RIGHT person will accept you. |
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Relationships are
not meant to be a routine. They are intended to be
passionate, intimate, nurturing, and fulfilling. |
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Remember, the only
man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does
anything. |
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Remember, the
Titanic wasn't built in a day. |
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Remember...the
music is NOT in the piano! |
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Respect your
elders! |
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Retirement is
great! |
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Retirement is
yesterday's wages. |
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Retirement. It's
the only way to go! |
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Roll out the
barrel. Let's have a barrel of fun. |
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Roll with the time
and the tide. |
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Say what you mean,
and do what you say. |
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Senior gentlemen
need loving, too. |
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Sex is the most fun
you can have without smiling. |
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Show respect to all
men, grovel to none. |
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Shut up. Sit down.
Hold on! |
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Sick as a dog and
weak as water. |
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Some folks like to
pass out raw deals. Some like to pass on raw deals. Some
just like to pass-out. Hey, just pass the oysters. |
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Some things just
suck pond water. The rest of life is beautiful. |
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Some would say I'm
a senior citizen, but I look and feel much younger. |
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Sometimes, friends
have to say good-bye. |
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Speak without
offending, and listen without defending. |
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Stand Tall. |
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Stay focused as you
stand on the threshold of your dreams. |
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Stay young as long
as you can. |
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Sweet dreams. Don't
let the bed bugs bite. |
