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                        |  | There are few 
                        things as useless as an unloaded weapon. | 
                      
                        |  | There are never bad 
                        days. Some are just better than others. | 
                      
                        |  | There are no 
                        problems, just challenges. | 
                      
                        |  | There are no 
                        stumbling blocks, just stepping stones. | 
                      
                        |  | There are two 
                        theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. | 
                      
                        |  | There can be only 
                        one. | 
                      
                        |  | There comes a time 
                        in life when a man just has to pack his bags and move 
                        along. | 
                      
                        |  | There is always a 
                        way to make it happen. | 
                      
                        |  | There is always 
                        sunshine around the corner. | 
                      
                        |  | There is nothing 
                        more difficult than to take the lead in the introduction 
                        of a new order of things. | 
                      
                        |  | There is only one 
                        rain cloud in the sky, and it's raining on me. Somehow 
                        I'm not surprised. ---Eeyore | 
                      
                        |  | There is still hope 
                        for all the lazy people. It's called welfare! | 
                      
                        |  | There is yet 
                        purpose for me, though I know not what it might be. | 
                      
                        |  | There's a movie in 
                        every book, if only you use your imagination. | 
                      
                        |  | There's a silver 
                        lining in every cloud. Now, let's get busy and find it! | 
                      
                        |  | There's no crying. 
                        There's no crying in baseball! --- Tom Hanks (A League 
                        of their Own) | 
                      
                        |  | These pretzels are 
                        making me thirsty! | 
                      
                        |  | Things are never so 
                        bad that they couldn't be worse. | 
                      
                        |  | Think all you 
                        speak, but speak not all you think! | 
                      
                        |  | Think twice. Act 
                        once! | 
                      
                        |  | Thinking is the 
                        hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so 
                        few people engage in it. ---Henry Ford
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                        |  | This is as bad as 
                        it gets...but don't count on it. | 
                      
                        |  | This is the 
                        earliest I've ever been late! | 
                      
                        |  | Those that play 
                        with the owls at night won't soar with the eagles at 
                        dawn! | 
                      
                        |  | Those things that 
                        hurt, instruct. | 
                      
                        |  | Those who are truly 
                        brave will never live in fear! | 
                      
                        |  | Those who do not 
                        heed history are doomed to repeat it. | 
                      
                        |  | Thousands of years 
                        ago, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never 
                        forgotten. | 
                      
                        |  | To be successful, 
                        find someone who is successful and do what they do. | 
                      
                        |  | To forgive and 
                        forget means to throw valuable experience out the 
                        window. | 
                      
                        |  | To have loved and 
                        lost is better than not to have loved at all. | 
                      
                        |  | To live is to 
                        change. To be perfect is to have changed often. | 
                      
                        |  | To love oneself is 
                        the beginning of a lifelong romance. --- Oscar Wilde | 
                      
                        |  | To profit in 
                        today's world, the question is not whether you should 
                        change, but how to make it happen. | 
                      
                        |  | To the world you 
                        may be one person, but to one person you may be the 
                        world. | 
                      
                        |  | Today is the first 
                        day of the rest of your life. | 
                      
                        |  | Today's the day. | 
                      
                        |  | Touch my mind, and 
                        you have my attention. Touch my heart, and I will never 
                        forget! | 
                      
                        |  | Treat your business 
                        like a hobby and make hobby money. Treat your business 
                        like a business and make business money. | 
                      
                        |  | Trouble always 
                        starts out looking like fun! | 
                      
                        |  | True genius always 
                        borders on insanity. | 
                      
                        |  | Trust me. | 
                      
                        |  | Try to be the kind 
                        of adult that you would want your child to grow up to 
                        be. | 
                      
                        |  | Turn the throttle 
                        wide for best response. | 
                      
                        |  | Waste not a second 
                        on yesterday's folly, when there is so much more to do 
                        today. | 
                      
                        |  | We are all 
                        wonderful and precious, and yet tiny and insignificant. | 
                      
                        |  | We are standing on 
                        the threshold of a dream. Wanna walk through it 
                        together? | 
                      
                        |  | We cannot direct 
                        the wind, but we can adjust the sails! | 
                      
                        |  | We do not inherit 
                        the land from our ancestors. We borrow it from our 
                        children. ---old Indian Proverb | 
                      
                        |  | We forge our bodies 
                        in the fire of our will. | 
                      
                        |  | We have yet to 
                        experience all our yets! | 
                      
                        |  | We're all in this 
                        together. | 
                      
                        |  | We've all had a few 
                        knocks along the way. No self pity allowed. | 
                      
                        |  | Whasssssssssup! | 
                      
                        |  | What are your 
                        conditions that will allow us to do business? | 
                      
                        |  | What comes around 
                        goes around. | 
                      
                        |  | What comes out of 
                        your mouth is a reflection of what is on your heart. | 
                      
                        |  | What if this is as 
                        good as it gets? | 
                      
                        |  | What makes you can 
                        break you. What breaks you can make you! | 
                      
                        |  | What part didn't 
                        you get... the "buh" or the "bye"?  BUH BYE! | 
                      
                        |  | What people 
                        criticize in you, cultivate. That is the essence of your 
                        personality. | 
                      
                        |  | What you want and 
                        what you get are two different things. | 
                      
                        |  | Whatever floats 
                        your boat! | 
                      
                        |  | Whatever happens, 
                        happens. | 
                      
                        |  | Whatever makes you 
                        happy may not make me happy. | 
                      
                        |  | When asking for a 
                        helping hand, look to the end of your arm. The best help 
                        is at the end of your arm. Depend on yourself. | 
                      
                        |  | When God closes a 
                        door in your life, he always opens a window. But, be 
                        careful jumping through it! | 
                      
                        |  | When helping 
                        another person uphill, you find yourself closer to the 
                        top. | 
                      
                        |  | When I have the 
                        urge to work, I lie down until it passes! | 
                      
                        |  | When in doubt, 
                        follow the money trail. | 
                      
                        |  | When it's all said 
                        and done, there will be more said than done. | 
                      
                        |  | When it's time to 
                        work, work hard! When it's time to play, play hard. | 
                      
                        |  | When life gives you 
                        lemons, make lemonade. | 
                      
                        |  | When push comes to 
                        shove, take a step to the left. They'll fall on their 
                        face. | 
                      
                        |  | When seeking 
                        revenge, dig two graves. | 
                      
                        |  | When we communicate 
                        with each other, there will be no limits on 
                        accomplishments. | 
                      
                        |  | When you are angry 
                        or frustrated what comes out? Whatever it is, it is a 
                        good indication of what you are made of. Master your 
                        enemies not by force, but by forgiveness. | 
                      
                        |  | When you are down 
                        to nothing, God is up to something. | 
                      
                        |  | When you come to 
                        the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. | 
                      
                        |  | When you lose, 
                        don't lose the lesson. | 
                      
                        |  | When you pray for 
                        rain, carry an umbrella. | 
                      
                        |  | When you realize 
                        you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, 
                        you want the rest of your life to start as soon as 
                        possible! | 
                      
                        |  | When you think you 
                        are at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on! | 
                      
                        |  | Where is that darn 
                        puddytat? | 
                      
                        |  | Who I am makes a 
                        difference! | 
                      
                        |  | Why wait till 
                        tomorrow? Buy TODAY! | 
                      
                        |  | Win some. You lose 
                        some. | 
                      
                        |  | With the setting of 
                        the sun, we are promised a new day, a new chance, and a 
                        new beginning. | 
                      
                        |  | Without struggle 
                        there is no progress. --- Fredrick Douglas | 
                      
                        |  | Women are like used 
                        tea bags. You never know how strong they are until they 
                        get into hot water. ---E. Roosevelt
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                        |  | Words have the 
                        power to destroy or heal. When words are true and kind, 
                        they can change the world. ---Buddha | 
                      
                        |  | YES. | 
                      
                        |  | You are how you 
                        think. | 
                      
                        |  | You are only as 
                        good as your next sale. | 
                      
                        |  | You better have a 
                        reason for that. | 
                      
                        |  | You can always get 
                        the things in life that you want, if you just help 
                        enough other people get what they want. | 
                      
                        |  | You can do anything 
                        you want to as long as you believe in yourself. | 
                      
                        |  | You can observe a 
                        lot just by watching. --- Yogi Berra | 
                      
                        |  | You can't fix 
                        stupid. | 
                      
                        |  | You can't put a 
                        price on a good time! | 
                      
                        |  | You don't stop 
                        laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you 
                        stop laughing. | 
                      
                        |  | You have the 
                        ability within you to attain anything you can imagine. | 
                      
                        |  | You have to take 
                        the hand you are given and make the most of it. | 
                      
                        |  | You never know 
                        until you've tried. | 
                      
                        |  | You never know what 
                        you have until you lose it! | 
                      
                        |  | You will only 
                        become free from suffering when you end your search for 
                        happiness. | 
                      
                        |  | You win some, you 
                        lose some, and some get rained out. But, you always have 
                        to dress for the game. | 
                      
                        |  | Your character is 
                        defined by your actions. What you do is who you are. | 
                      
                        |  | Your perception is 
                        your own reality. | 
                      
                        |  | Your sight is 
                        useless without the vision of imagination. | 
                      
                        |  | You're as sharp as 
                        a marble. | 
                      
                        |  | You're only 
                        paranoid until you're right. Then you're a visionary! | 
                      
                        |  | You're only young 
                        once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life. | 
                      
                        |  | You're the puzzle 
                        piece behind the couch who makes the sky complete. | 
                      
                        |  | You've got to live 
                        the experience to know the experience. | 
                      
                        |  | You've got to stand 
                        for something, or you'll fall for anything. | 
                      
                        |  | You've lost when 
                        you quit asking for the sale. |